Can this even be considered rude?

I'm sorry lady. I'm not sure if I should be sorry, but I am. I don't know if you are mad or frightened, I hope you thought it was funny. I was scraping the snow off my friends car and your car was just so snowy and close and ok ok ok I scraped two stripes. So technically I was helping. The look you gave me did not say thank you. I thought the lady walking down the street was an uninvolved party and wouldn't care who knew it was YOU the owner of the car. I was embarassed. I laughed. A lot. So I am sorry if you had plans for that snow or you are welcome for helping you gain better visibility. I didn't know the snow scraper ettiquite but I am sure you are fine. Good day.

Why Are You in College?

I think you can judge college students in my dorm by where their desk chairs are located. My crazy techy neighbors across the way from me don't have desk chairs at all... which is weird because I'm pretty sure you can't just gt rid of dorm furniture. If they are in there somewhere they are surely blocked in by the gaming chairs with speakers and disk chairs that are crusted up with whatever they eat. Which smell permeates the hallway and lingers for days and smells like socks and chicken broth. Yeah...deal with that.... Then there are my next door neighbors whose desk chairs seem to be permanent fixtures in front of their TV. They are gamers but more of the NHL NBA game varieties. They also smoke a TON of pot. So I can't even explain the smell that their room creates. I went in their one day hoping to get my tennis ball back, after much digging they found it after one of them disappeared under his bed and came back with 3. Well yeesh. On the other end of the spectrum my roommates chair is usually tucked in carefully when she's not in it which is rarely. I think each of these spots directly correlates with how much studying these people do. And I think I deserve pity for the weird smells...