Rent-a-Cop

Today I got hit on by a rent-a-cop. For some reason that's weirder than being hit on by any other kind of guy. I walked in the bookstore and he tried to ban me for wearing a blue shirt and not being a broncos fan... hmmm.... original??? It would have been better if the cute guy who was weed whacking. I just wanted to return my book and rent-a-cop wanted to chat. The man at the register wasn't helping me avoid this man with big ears. So he told me about how he would hit anyone who tried to steal a book and how flammable materials are banned in Iran (grrreat....) I wanted to laugh but I can now say I have been hit on by a rent-a-cop should I be offended?