Black Market

The black market exists in mall parking lots. Walking to my car in the busy holiday mall parking lot a two guys in a blue car shouted out me, "Hey do you like perfume?" insert creepy eyebrow raise here, at this point I laughed. They were like real stuff half price! I laughed out loud and exclaimed SKETCHY. End of story.

Lurker Girl...

In my dorm there is the biggest lurker ever... She wanders around the floor at all hours of the night getting water, disappering, getting water, taking a shower, and so on all the while klomping around in her ugly purple bedazzled fuggs. She has the typical black lurker-girl hair that sticks to her face and doesn't move when she walks. All meaness aside she creeps me out. A week ago I went to the bathroom at 3:30 and she was lurking. Other people have noticed. Can she get in trouble for this...?

Rent-a-Cop

Today I got hit on by a rent-a-cop. For some reason that's weirder than being hit on by any other kind of guy. I walked in the bookstore and he tried to ban me for wearing a blue shirt and not being a broncos fan... hmmm.... original??? It would have been better if the cute guy who was weed whacking. I just wanted to return my book and rent-a-cop wanted to chat. The man at the register wasn't helping me avoid this man with big ears. So he told me about how he would hit anyone who tried to steal a book and how flammable materials are banned in Iran (grrreat....) I wanted to laugh but I can now say I have been hit on by a rent-a-cop should I be offended?